he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
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I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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