I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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