My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Randomize
