That's intense
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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