Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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