Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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