you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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