Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
We got so high we made milksteak
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
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It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
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Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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