Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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Found the puke drawer
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I didn't notice because vodka
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I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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