Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
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we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
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I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."