Say something about gay babies.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
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He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
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We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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