Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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