Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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