i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
