How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Dick very happy bro
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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