You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
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her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
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The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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