Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
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Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Are my feet made of real feet?
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Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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