Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
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I can feel the alcohol in my calves
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
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Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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