Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
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someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
She told me I should be a condom model.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
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He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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