think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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