omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
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All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
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No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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