I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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