it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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