At least make sure they are 18
Why
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
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