I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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