You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
