Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I need to stop coming to work sober
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
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I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
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I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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