Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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