SEEEEXXX PLEASE
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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