doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
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the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
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I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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