I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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