Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
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dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
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Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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