your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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