U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
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my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
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He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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