I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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