OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
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