Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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