strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
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And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
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MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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