I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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