After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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