He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I have tasted many bathrooms
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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