so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
honey bunches of taint.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
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By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
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Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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