...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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