Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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