I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
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Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
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That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I wear drunk well.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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