So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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