So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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