I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
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It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
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I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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