I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
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The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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