You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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