I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
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my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
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I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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