And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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