508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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