Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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