Your mouth is God's brothel.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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